Trump Just Went Absolutely Nuclear in Screwing Over MAGA Voters
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Trump Just Went Absolutely Nuclear in Screwing Over MAGA Voters

For at least the last half-century in American politics, Republicans have employed three distinct scams to hide the deeply regressive nature of their priorities and agenda from the voters. Trumpism, in its idealized form, was supposed to represent a break with this way of doing politics and policy at a fundamental level. Yet now that Congress has passed President Trump’s big budget bill, all three cons are alive and well—and have even been supercharged into something more venal and deceptive. To appropriate a phrase long used to describe the GOP coalition, it’s the “Three-Legged Stool” of Trump-GOP subterfuge. The three legs of the swindle—let’s call this the “Three-Legged Scam”—are as follows: Deficits pose a civilizational threat to our country and the American experiment, but only when a Democrat is in the White House.Deficit concerns don’t constitute...
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Rachel needed a hug. Instead Starmer did the opposite
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Rachel needed a hug. Instead Starmer did the opposite

There are moments in life where you just have to set aside politics and remember that, at the end of the day, we are all human. I thought that years ago, when Margaret Thatcher’s eyes welled up as she left No 10 for good. It wasn’t the first time we had seen her cry – back in 1982 she had lost her composure after her son, Mark, went missing in the desert. This time, though, people seemed to delight in the sight of her reduced to tears; but the truth is that in that moment she was not the Iron Lady at all, just an ordinary woman. You would have needed a heart of stone not to feel sorry for her. It was the same yesterday in Parliament as a big fat tear rolled down the Chancellor Rachel...
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Operation Save Rachel: Keir scrambles to shore up weeping Reeves and guarantees her job after her tears triggered market drop
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Operation Save Rachel: Keir scrambles to shore up weeping Reeves and guarantees her job after her tears triggered market drop

Rachel Reeves put on a smile for cameras today as she appeared at an NHS plan launch less than 24 hours after her dramatic tears at PMQs. The Chancellor was flanked at the event in London by Keir Starmer - who gave her an awkward hug - and Health Secretary Wes Streeting - who heaped praise on her. She said it was 'great to be here today', but did not refer to the scenes from yesterday. And onlookers seemed to be regarding her upbeat demeanour with some scepticism. The PM has given a guarantee that Ms Reeves will remain in her job'into the next election and for many years after' amid continuing mystery over her public show of emotion. Markets slowly recovered ground this morning after being spooked by the the Commons meltdown and speculation Ms Reeves might be on...
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Surprise: Elon Musk’s Stint in Politics Was Reportedly Fueled by Ketamine, Adderall, Shrooms, and Ecstasy
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Surprise: Elon Musk’s Stint in Politics Was Reportedly Fueled by Ketamine, Adderall, Shrooms, and Ecstasy

Elon Musk has done a lot of weird, offensive, disastrous stuff during his time in politics, and now a new report reveals that, kind of unsurprisingly, the richest man in the world was apparently using a cornucopia of drugs when he inserted himself into the political world.Sources told The New York Times that when Musk jumped on the campaign trail last year, he was “using drugs far more intensely than previously known.” Musk, the Times reports, “told people he was taking so much ketamine, a powerful anesthetic, that it was affecting his bladder, a known effect of chronic use.” He was also reportedly taking ecstasy and psychedelic mushrooms, and “traveled with a daily medication box that held about 20 pills, including ones with the markings of the stimulant Adderall, according to a photo of the...
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